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What's new, pussycat?
[Has she been sitting on this stupid joke? MAYBE!!!!]
[Has she been sitting on this stupid joke? MAYBE!!!!]
OH YOU.
DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE THE ANNOUNCEMENT?
DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE THE ANNOUNCEMENT?
Nah, girl. What's up?
[Possibly the most important lesson she actually learned in rehab: twitter is just not worth it. Social media is for interns to do for you so it doesn't eat your brain.]
[Possibly the most important lesson she actually learned in rehab: twitter is just not worth it. Social media is for interns to do for you so it doesn't eat your brain.]
THE ADMIRAL MADE ME YOUR TEMPORARY WARDEN.
THIS MEANS I CAN GET YOU INTO ALL THE BEST CLUBS AND WE CAN MATCH THE BEST ACCESSORIES AND BE THE GREATEST TEAM AND BEAT OUT ALL THOSE OTHER SLOBS AND ALSO-RANS.
THIS MEANS I CAN GET YOU INTO ALL THE BEST CLUBS AND WE CAN MATCH THE BEST ACCESSORIES AND BE THE GREATEST TEAM AND BEAT OUT ALL THOSE OTHER SLOBS AND ALSO-RANS.
I wouldn't hate a tiara.
[Not if it was for Princess Donut, anyway.]
All the best clubs, huhn?
[Not if it was for Princess Donut, anyway.]
All the best clubs, huhn?
WELL YES I KNOW RIGHT NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE ON THIS SHIP BUT WE COULD PRETEND LIKE IT'S EXCLUSIVE.
ALSO I HEAR WE STOP AT PORTS SO WE COULD CHECK THEM OUT TOO.
OH MY GOSH LET'S DO YOUR COLOR ANALYSIS!!!
ALSO I HEAR WE STOP AT PORTS SO WE COULD CHECK THEM OUT TOO.
OH MY GOSH LET'S DO YOUR COLOR ANALYSIS!!!
I got dark autumn once but that was before I dyed my hair, so, sure.
EXCELLENT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FIRST? HAIR? MAKE-UP? GLAM SHOW?
OH MY GOSH OKAY.
COME TO MY CABIN AND WE'LL GO THROUGH MY ACCESSORIES.
COME TO MY CABIN AND WE'LL GO THROUGH MY ACCESSORIES.
Be right there.
[She turns up dressed pretty plainly: jeans, grey hoodie, no makeup. She has at least fluffed her hair up a little, and isn't wearing sunglasses, because who knows where the nearest sun even is.]
[She turns up dressed pretty plainly: jeans, grey hoodie, no makeup. She has at least fluffed her hair up a little, and isn't wearing sunglasses, because who knows where the nearest sun even is.]
[Donut paws open the door, beaming up at Skye, wearing her tiara and little diamond-studded cape]
Hi, Skye!
Hi, Skye!
Hi, Princess Donut.
You look pretty fabulous.
[She's worried about Donut's need to be always-on, but she is not immune to a cat in a cape.]
You look pretty fabulous.
[She's worried about Donut's need to be always-on, but she is not immune to a cat in a cape.]
Oh, this old thing? You're too kind.
Come on, we can go through all my loot box accessories!
[Donut prances over to her wardrobe-like bedroom]
Come on, we can go through all my loot box accessories!
[Donut prances over to her wardrobe-like bedroom]
Hey, the name's Ed and you might have noticed I'm your temporary warden this month. Need anything?
Bottle of vicodin?
[Yeah, Ulla's been great. But she's been in a coma and what if Skye runs out before she waits up?
It's gotta be worth a shot, anyway.]
[Yeah, Ulla's been great. But she's been in a coma and what if Skye runs out before she waits up?
It's gotta be worth a shot, anyway.]
...what is that?
[Because it sounds like a bottle of exotic booze to Ed.]
[Because it sounds like a bottle of exotic booze to Ed.]
Is your place okay to talk in?
[Somewhere private, but she doesn't really want anyone else in her cabin.]
[Somewhere private, but she doesn't really want anyone else in her cabin.]
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